Posters for people who already know how it ends.
Nine sentences you have thought at least once, printed large enough that you can't pretend otherwise. Hang one where you'll see it before coffee.
See the catalogue
Bestsellers
The ones that leave here most often. We have theories about why, and not one of them flatters anybody.
Collection “The 2025s”
Everything from the first year, made before we had the faintest idea what any of this was going to become.
Posters for people who already know how it ends.
Nine sentences you have thought at least once, printed large enough that you can't pretend otherwise. Hang one where you'll see it before coffee.
See the catalogueSeries “The Office”
Three sentences for the place you spend most of your waking life, hung where the people responsible can read them.
Collection “Loud”
The ones you can read from the far side of a room, which is either the entire point or the warning.
The catalogue
All of them, in the order they happened to us. There will be more, eventually, probably.
What you actually get
170 gsm coated silk
Smooth, barely any sheen, nothing to distract from the bad news.
Giclée, pigment inks
The colours will outlive the mood that made you buy it.
12×16 in · 24×32 in
Two sizes. Pick based on how much of the wall you want it to take.
Small runs
When a version sells out we don't reprint it. Partly scarcity, partly boredom.
What people say
Their words, not ours. We only chose the order they appear in, and we would not have chosen it any differently.
Questions
All of them →Is the frame included?
No. We sell the poster, and nothing else. Some of the photographs show one framed, because a poster photographed flat on a table looks like a receipt — but the frame in the picture stays in the picture. Any 12 × 16 in or 24 × 32 in frame off the shelf will fit — 30 × 40 cm and 60 × 80 cm, if that is the language your frames speak.
How much is shipping?
Nothing, at the moment. That is not a promise and it is not a sale — it is a number we have not settled on yet.
How long does shipping take?
Three to five working days once it's printed, which takes another day or two. So: about a week, honestly. If it's late, it's late, and we'll tell you rather than pretend the courier is having an unusual month.
Can I get a custom one?
No. Every time we've said yes to this, it has ended with eleven emails about kerning and a sentence that was only funny to one person.
What if I don't like it?
Fourteen days from delivery, send it back undamaged and we'll refund the poster. Return postage is yours. We'd rather have it back than have it resented on a wall somewhere.
How do I get hold of you?
notyetimposter@gmail.com. A real person reads it, usually the same day. Yes, it is a free address — we will buy a proper one when there is something to buy it with.
We'll disappoint you monthly.
New drops, occasional discounts, no personality quizzes. Unsubscribe whenever, we won't take it personally. We will, a little.